A Cokewhore and Potential Mistress

Today felt pretty long. Probably because im stuck at home with a very poor internet connection (like duh) and being home alone kinda suck. Oh anyways, Coke Zero is a nice drink. Im not doing any form of marketing here. But the thruth is, its nice. I mean, its not diluted or anything of those sort. Okay there are a few upcooming plans from tommorow onwards. Waking up every morning knowing you have an eventful day ahead of you, feels good and at the same time, it kind of ties you down when you realise you're pretty broke. Infact, very broke.

WAIT TILL KARMA FARTS AT YOUR FUGLY FACE

Edit/ Times in Polytechnic felt really fast and full of memories. But there's a person that i would not forget. Honestly and frank. I feel she's the type of person whose full of jelousy and hate. Wanting to win all the time. Yup you get my drift. Its the final year when true colors show and you know who you're friends are and those who are just there, trying their very best to bring their friends down and at the same time saving their ass. I've never met someone who declares herelf as the leader and boss around like nobody's business. Criticise others like she's one mother fucker perfect. Calling others stupid as though she's right all the time. We, in a group had to deal with her ever changing moodswings and tantrums. We endured and at times tried to understand her. All she's capable of was to shout and scold vulgarities, and saying that she's right, she's done the most, she help the group alot, she does alot of the project, she thinks only her work was right. Common ar, in life, there's such a thing as group work. And if you think your work was perfect, next time, just work on your own, dont delegate tasks. See how well you can handle the outside world with your fucking attitude. When we ask you to change. Oh hell no you can't accept the fact! Then you start crying and shouting like one baby. In life, evryone have flaws and the best way to get over them is to accept them. You're not even willing to change cause you keep telling yourself you're "perfect" which i could eventually laugh and fart at the same time. Not as if you get straight "A"s. How pethatic. Next time, dont be too bossy. No one likes it. Better shrug off those pretentiousness. The reason why i had to just rant this out becuase im quite close to her and im pretty shock that she has the heart to do "that" to her friends. Which does not include me only. I regretted to only know that this was the real her after 3 years. I regretted that we're friends in the first place, cause she doesnt even care how we feel not even an apology that came along after that. I swear i regret.

That's when i come to think of it, god is pretty fair. Not as though i think of god 24/7 everyday, But at least i do. And i think my results are god's wonders for me. My GPA surprisingly increased. I dont expact to get so many Bs which i hadnt had before and a distinction infact. And to the rest of my friends, im very happy for what we have achieved together, and like what zainal said "So much so for being called stupid". Now im getting the picture. Whose the stupid one here! Get rid of your fucking attitude please, those jealousy, paranoid, egoistic and hatred. I have been keeping this very long. Dont take my flaws as my weakness. Doesnt mean when someone doesnt come out to you and slaps your face, means you're right.

I swear yesterday was awesome. So i hope the rest felt the same way too. As for Hamizah, Happy 21st Birthday. May your wishes come true. and btw, I took 2 days to collage the pictures. Hahahha. Enjoy! Be patience if it takes donkey years for the pictures to load :)

Me: Hani, Mizah pegi mane?

Hani: Oh T-Break.

Me: T-Break?...

Hani: Toilet Break.

Me: Oh, i thought, Tea-Break.

Naz(sampok): Kau harap muke je lawa ekh, tapi kau slenge nk mampos. Tkpe tkpe, semue orang ade kekurangannye.

HHAHAHA.Can you believe they self created T Break, and expact me to know that T break means Toilet Break. HAHAHA. Siak ar kau zurah! HAHHAHA. Anyways, good night world. Really tired!

So i kinda ripped this off from herpluginbaby lj. K. Check this out.

Gua [goo-wah] noun – What some mats and minahs use to call themselves. Similar in using “lu” when referring to others. A legacy that dates back to the times of Mat Rocks back in the early 80s.

A common trick that can be played onMats is to ask them to translate the English phrase “Monkey Cave” into Malay. The mat will then say"Gua Monyet” (I'm a monkey).

Mat [mat] noun – To the rest of the world, the word simply means a Malay guy. But within the Malay community itself there is a growing disparity in consensus to its actualy meaning. Popularly, it's used to denote a guy who converses primarily in Malay, as opposed to the more “English speaking” types. Favourites of the mats include tapered jeans, trucker caps and weepy Malay songs with sickeningly suicidal lyrics.

Matrep [mat-rape] noun – An extreme version of the mat. In addition to the usual mat accessories, a matrep will also come adorned with tattoos and matching body-piercings in weird corners of his body.

Minah [mee-nah] noun – An expression used to denote a Malay female. Derived from the popular Malay name, Aminah, which used to be all the rage some time ago. It was sort of the “in-thing” to name your daughter Aminah back in the 60s and 70s. In fact, legend has it that if you go to Geylang Serai market and shout “Hai Minah!” at least a quarter of the makcik population there is going to turn around and smile
at you.

Picit [pee-chet] adjective – When a mat tells you to “picit” him, it does not mean that he is trying to be cheeky (or gay, if he is talking
to a fellow mat). It simply means that the mat wants you to call him on his mobile. What were you thinking?

Relaksuah [ree-lek-soo-wah] adjective – Official slogan and life motto of the mats and minahs.

Sial [see- yal ] noun / adjective – A full stop in every mat's sentence. Eg: “Tadi aku nampak accident sial Rabak sial Aku tak bedek sial Kesian sial” Translation: Just now I saw an accident (full stop) It was bad (full stop) I'm not kidding(full stop) Poor guy (full stop)

In its purest form, “sial” means “jinx” but mats have refined the art of using the word to include it at the end of their every sentence. Also comes in the more polite form “siak” and “siul” for those who do not want to sound too crude.

Skank [s-kank] adjective - A favourite weird-looking dance performed by mats and minahs. Usually done at any of the various gigs that mats and minahs love to congregate at. At times, you do detect evidence of artistry in the dance but most of the time they just look like they've been possessed by the ghost of a restless retard.

Sowie [soh-wee] adjective – An expression of apology used by minahs. Commonly used in SMS and instant messaging. Actually they can just use the word “sorry” like every normal human being but minahs think that it will make them sound extra cute to deliberately talk that way. Example : “I will be late. Sowie!”

Step [se-tep] adjective – To beguile,dissimulate or impersonate something or someone that they are not. Also commonly used to describe a fellow mat or minah who acts in an arrogant manner. E.g.“Kau jangan nak step tak tahu eh?” Translation: Don't you dare feign innocence in this matter. Can also be used as a gerund e.g. “stepping”. See next entry.

Step Jambu [se-tep jam-boo] adjective - What minahs do when they are sitting alone in a train and a group of mats walk in. It is a general
exercise where the minah “controls” her facial muscles and posture in a way that would make her look her best. This would usually involve
looking incessantly at her handphone for no particular reason.

Stoppit [setop-eet] adjective – A general expression of intolerance and dismay. When a minah uses this phrase, be very careful for it signals that she is about to lose her cool or get very violent.

(but my eyes still cant beat my sister's. she has this, i can die-for-your-eyes kinda thing. oh yes!)

I'm feeling really unappreciated.You takin` my love for granted, babe.I don't know how much more, I can take from you.You don't do the things you use to do.You don't even say I love you too.and lately I've been feeling,Feeling unappreciated.

First and foremost, yesterday kinda suck! I was suppose to go out with the bf, but somehow he had to report back to work when it was his off day. I feel like screwing whoever that asked him to do so. Anyways, being very very bored, i decide to go to the Books Warehouse Sale at Expo! Damn cheap books from Times. Grabbed around 3 books which is sufficient to last me till my boredom days are gone for good. Hahaha. Anyways, i predict, (so much of the prediction) hahah, that this week is gonna be really prductive like last week. Cuase i can feel it in my funny bone. Okay Wednesday is futsal(is tt how they spell it??) at east coast with Hamizah, Hani, Zurah and the kecoh clents, then after that, my friday i suppose with the bf, and the sat and sun with Kamal and the NS guys( Yan, Hafiz, Firdaus, and Fauzy). Cause Fauzy and Yan are leaving for Taiwan for a month! Bloody one month is longg. So yup, we're gotta hang out and ya club again?? gosh, im strapped with no cash. Oh can i just ask something, why isnt there any good movies playing at the cinema? Okay, maybe we shall go Karaoke again this wednesday after soccer! And btw, Hani, wassup with your blog?? hahahha. See you in 2 days time girl!

Honey, there's a reason for this love. For a matter of fact, i dont really know for good or for bad. But this part of my life, i call it, the best. The Best. /Edit i need to go for gym classes. Anyone up for it? The day before yesterday i went swimming, yesterday i had two rounds of jogging around my neighbourhood.And now my legs cramped like shit. I want to get those abs fast before Sentosa comes. Erm ya. That's about it. Oh no, i think im pretty bad when it comes to self discipline.They say 8 cups of water per day and let me see, i had 7-Up in the morning, self-made Milo dinasour after a few minutes later , now drinking green tea from 7-11 and i suppose more fizzy drinks in times to come. And ya! SHOO FATS! SHOO! And, please dont make me do the shuffle today, i think i twisted my ankle. No clubs today! NO! Don't force me!! Im gonna be a good girl at home today! K. Thst's about it. Breathe this in, kinda random i suppose, nothing that comes close to mushy or eeky. But something simple yet...erm.. K, straight to the point, i miss that someone whom i called my Superman :)

Just so you know, my weekend has been rather eventful i must say. Went karokae with the kakis which include, Zurah, Nazurah, Hani, Hamizah, Ali and Hafiz Palat. Not only that most of my weekends are burnt with Kamal, Fauzy, Hafiz, Firdaus and Yan. Hhahaha. These guys can be very konek at times i tell you. Hahaha. Oh not to forget, i managed to even sqeeze some time for my ever busy BFF Khairiyah and Anisah. Very productive indeed :) And not surprising, these eventful days lead me to becoming absolutely broke. Clubbing every weekend is seriously bad. Fuck those expensive cab fares. Oh incase you're just wondering, if i ever spent time with my beloved boyfriend. Of course i did! Hhahaa. here's the pictures.

So that day above, we decided to be tourists and roamed Singapore for good food. And being soyabean girl, there was this street shops that sells super nice tauhuey near the Plaza Sing.I tell you i can eat 28 packets of those. Im still craving for it again. Any upcoming plans please tell me inadvance so i can schedule up my days. Thanks. Now, im sounding ike an important person. Hahahha. Good day world, im feeling super hyper now. I swear i dontknow why.

You have no idea how hot my results was. Seriously, its Hot, Hot. Hahaha. Yeah the lack of shame here. But hey, who would have thought i nailed it. Ohhhh im gona partyyyyy again! Kamal call me!! Anyway, the best part is, i've got a distinction for one of my modules! Thats fucking awesome in Nur Fatin Ajman worldd! Like really! Okay here's the thing, im not gonna try for university. Well cause ive already contmeplated on a job which requires 3 years contract. And ya, im pretty fine with it. :) The interview was shit and ball-less for me, but at the end of it she went, "you're selected". Honestly, i could have laughed and farted at the same time. But i didnt. I think god has been on my side for the so many things that happen recently. AND it feels goooood. Proudly i must say, i'm one of the many students who went through the entire 3 years of poly life without any repeat modules or supp papers! Damnn im good. Hahaha. Frankly, im not the brainest in my clents/class/group hence, that explains for the over-excitment here. Overall this was the best time in my entire life. Best time! To those fellow mates going university, enjoy studying, for those starting thier working life, ehem, that goes for me as well, all the best and the ones serving National Service, best of luck boys! Oh watdahell, this is it? Were done? I suppose. Little did i know, we're actually done with everything. Next is work and marriage.

You know, marriage, is well, kind of near, that my parents and bf already nagging at me to start saving cause, i wont be getting any sponsors. Ya unless im Jessica Alba, then perhaps. K. Moving onn, i think marriage is a very scarryshit thing to embrace on. Well, in all, i define marriage as erm.. long time commitment. Besides the fact that everyone knows what it means, i dont really see why the increase in divorce. Everyone gets it that marriage is about sticking your ass around the same person whom you can commit to or some one you called your soulmate or perhaps your better half.But somehow, these days, i find that people are beginning to take the issue of marriage lightly. Gone are the days of for better or for worse, in sickness and in health till death do us apart. The current trend is, till divorce do us apart. I suppose i wont be even thinking of marriage when i'm not even stable; that is to say, financially stable, emotionally stable and prepared.

The Killa by Cherish is killing me in a good way. Its been on my windowsmediaplayer for the 985007 times already. Well i seriously think there's something wrong with that someone if the same song is repeated over 97 hours.And not surprisingly, that "someone" happens to be me. k.

This is going to be text-only post. So ya dont expact any pictures that comes along with it. Movinggg onnn, you have no effin idea how i feel about tommorow. Well, you can either call it dooms day or temporary freedom. Seriously, if i can opt to not to know my results, which i think it would have been better off that way things should turn out great. I think. BUT! because there are other important parties who needs to know my results, so i supoose im visualizing myself on the computer table on a wednesday morning at about 8am, chanting my prayers while waiting for the computer to load my results page and ya, you got my drift. How scaryyyshit is that?!. Damnn i hate that sort of feeling. I hope tomorrow is a good day. Alright ignore this thruth about tomorrow.We'll see what happens when tommorrow comes. Better be good. In about 3 hours or so, me and the beloved bf is gonna make our way to KTV and ya, Karaoke i suppose. Here's a little fact about me, i dont do much of karaoke. Well, that's probably because, i dont sing. Mistake. I cant sing. Well, maybe i can, but it just doesnt sound nice like everyone else. HAHAHA. So the reason to why im going KTV when jesuis jedetest singing is because, i have an approximately 16 hrs free of KTV room! And what more can i do with it. And oh! ive got to make full use of it cause the expiry date is 31 August 2008. Well, im a singaporean. So ya, breathe the kiasuism. Till then, im done. Oh, i just hope tommorow doesnt comes so fast. Pleaseee.

They had their toxic potions. It give them thier upmost potential energy. I had to make do with coke and sprite. You know the songs was just greater then great. DXO was my oppurtunity cost. The two ladies who rocked my entire night. There wasnt 3 of us, there's a group of 8 guys and 3 other girls. Okay Kamal, i love you for giving me alot of free cabby rides and enuff of your nonsense. Stop it ekh. ANNND, Kamal has been my greatest cousin since i dontknowwhen :) On a lighter note, You rock my world la Baby \m/

and Happy advanced Birthday Rafta! You know, i think, i want to be very pretty. Like really pretty and smart so that adam lavinge will take me to his maroon 5 concert. Okay, i'll cross my fingers for a shooting star to pass right infront of me, so i can make my wish. Or perhaps i'll just buy myself a genuie. That grants me my wish. K. Oh party soon people!

The way he licks his lips, I'm in a infatuated state of mind. Hes so hard to resist. I got to tell ya baby boy is so fine .Just got ta have you . I can tell he was a playa .But he knows how to make ya lose control .If you only knew.. But shawty is a killa .And i really want him .And i got to have him tonight .Straight heart breaker But it really dont matter .Cause i really want him tonight

Okay i have not been consistently updating. I know. Well that's because Nur Fatin Ajman is very busy looking for a job! HAH! Well, here's an update on Chacha's wedding day! Wee, theres more pictures but im pretty lazy to host everything up. So here are the choosen ones. :)

So we're the KFC and PizzaHut clents! HAHAHHA.

SELAMAT PENGANTIN BARU EKH!

i must say, he beats no one. Seriously, he has been reallly nice this week. Dealing with his nonsense behavoiur for the past 2 years and everytime, i learnt to grow up and love him even more. I think im blessed with such great guy. I think 2 years ago, i didnt see much of this "sophian" till today i relise how great is love for me. Sometimes i felt i wasnt suffcient enough for you but you're always the greatest man without a doubt. There's nothing and no one will replace you in the world. This is mu unzipped story of my love for you.

To go Ministry of Sound on Saturday night with my cousin, Kamal couldn't have been better. FRREEE!! Even cabby rides are free!! To the friends Hafiz, Fauzy and the other 2, it has been great company! Alot more upcoming plans by this week! Anyone who wana book me out puhleaseeee tell me a week in advance yaw!

Stop copying me la minah. Get your own identity. Such a looser sia.

Better stop, or get prepared to be embaressed.

So thursday wasn't routine like always. Me and bf and his friends decide to go fishing. I must say, the beach is super duper clean. BUT! We cant swim tts what the police say! Well, maybe Mas Slamat might be hidding in the waters. HAHAHHA. Check out the plump guy in Orange sweater i think he looks alot like the south park guy! HAHHAHAH.

Anyways life without bossy people who critics others stupid or whatever is definitely FUNN!

NO MORE SCHOOL!

and please i beg you, i dont want any repeat modules

(cause NYP doesnt have supp-papers)

And FYI Newsflash, today is the lastday of school! Wee. So after papers, me, zainal and nurul headed for the Singapore Flyer. I swear i think it doesnt look large enough eventhough knowing its the world's largest :)The 3 of us headed for Popeye for luch and had our last memorable walk as students together. Im very much touched with today. You know something, i think poly thought me alot of things be it good and bad. I'll elboarte more in the upcoming entries about life in school so stay tune.For now..

Nurul: "Are we having our lunch at Kris flyer?"
Zainal: HHAHAHHA. Kris flyer kan the aeroplane?? HAHAHAHHA.

Fatin: "Im with my friends at the flyover."
My bf: "Flyover to ape? Singapore flyer la!"

Well, this shows singaporeans have their names to that giant round metal. LOL. Anywyas, we met up with nurul BF later in the afternoon. Nurul was such a sweet gf cause he bought lunch for the bf whose working! HAHAHHA. Sampai tumpah-tumpah siak coke die! HAHAHHA. We headed to bugis after suntec. Sugarcanes at last moments as students never felt better. <3